UFC Champion Says "Cash Me Ousside How Bow Dat?!" Girl Would Be A HUGE Draw For The Company

BloodyElbow- “I guarantee you if you get her some gloves and put her in the Octagon, she would be the highest selling pay-per-view fighter in the world,” Johnson said. “She’d probably do way more numbers than Ronda. Just because she brings drama and negativity to wherever she goes.”

Normally, Spags (NOT gay) is the “Cash Me Ousside How Bow Dat?!” Girl beat writer, but he gave me permission to take this one. In his honor, I included some clickbait in my headline today. The UFC Champion who said this is none other than Demetrious “Mighty Mouse” Johnson. He’s one thousand percent correct, too. I try to preach that it’s called the fight business for a reason. It’s a business. Different than any other sports league out there. If you can talk a big game with absolutely zero fighting ability, you can sell pay per views. Just ask Tex! The “Cash Me Ousside How Bow Dat?!” Girl would be a PHENOMENAL build up fighter. Just imagine what she would wear to press conferences…

Just straight up garbage city. Her fighting ability is probably limited to wild overhand punches and hair pulling, and if we learned anything from the Rough N Rowdy, it’s that those two things make for RIDICULOUSLY entertaining fights. I’m all aboard the bandwagon for #CashMeOussideHowBowDatGirlToUFC…and yeah I know that’s a long hashtag, but it’s a good one, so put up with it.

P.S. I’d also argue that Octagon Bob would probably do way more numbers than Ronda. Not to make this about me, but I am the best. With an 0-1 record (split decision, v controversial), I’m the perfect opponent for CM Punk. Apparently he’s itching to get back into the UFC Octagon, and I’m got a permanent rash for it. Somebody needs to teach this fake fighting bitch what it means to stand and bang, bro, and I believe that somebody is me. #PunkVBob